YETI vs WEEVIL
story by: Jack
Publishied by Bulldog inc.
This is a story about a Giraff Weevil named Wallie and me, a Yeti named Yoakie. The strory takes place in the make belive land of where Madagascar meets the Himalayas. The plot is basecly me tring to eat Wallie who of course, does not want to be eat`n...so if you like funny books with mischivias characters, read my book! Well what are you waiting for, Christmas? Hurry up and read you goof!
Wallie the Giraffe Weevil was sightseeing around where Madagascar meets the Himalayas when I Yoakie the Yeti saw him and thought of dinner. So I tried to sneak up on him but he turned around and said "Hey Flufball, the moon got a giant crack in it and you have to put it together with your uh...superior strength." So I went to the moon and scared the bajeebers out of an alien who hid from the astronauts. Then he hit me and pulled out one of my hairs.
So I ran back down to earth and said to Wallie "That wasn`t a crack it was the shadow of a Giraffe Weevil-eating dragon", so naturally...Wallie wanted my help (beacause of my supreme awesomeness) so I helped him by using my hairs and using it to tie him up.
Three days went by and finally he came loose. He cursed"I`ll get that Yoke!"The next day I went to the meating point and met Wallie and he said "Oh hi Yoakie how ya doin'? Say could you fix that mountain over there?" So I ran 3,000 miles to discover that the mountain was fine.
So when I came back Wallie was relaxing. At that point I had had enough. I went to The Big B(the gorilla wizard) and asked him to put a spell on him and he said "Lead the way," so I did and when we got there he said "Hold on (pant pant)." Then he said in a jazzey voice "Bipati bopati boo. Now I put a spell on you" directly after, Wallie crawled right into my mouth!
THE END
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