The Rich Prince
by: Dewayne Jones
Once upon a time there lived a prince named Dewayne. He was rich and got whatever he wanted. One time his friend told the prince he couldn't borrow his game, so Dewayne killed him.
The next day Dewayne bought himself some games called Grand Theft Auto 4 and Saint Row 2. His dad, the king, bought the games for him. While the king was at the cash register paying for Dewayne's games he saw the girl of his dreams.
Dewayne approached the fine girl and asked if she liked working in a place like this. The girl explained she did not like working at the computer store.
Dewayne told the girl to come work for him. He also asked her to come to the ball with him at 9:00 that night.
Dewayne picked her up in his lambo and raced to the ball. A policeman stopped Dewayne and gave him a speeding ticket. Dewayne was so angry he had the policeman thrown into the dungeon.
When Dewayne and the fine girl got to the ball they danced, ate snacks, and fell in love. Dewayne didn't know that fine girl was actually Cinderella. Cinderella's godmother had used magic to make her fine so Dewayne would notice her at the computer store.
At the stroke of midnight they leave the ball. The next day they got married and lived happily ever after.