In a distant time in the fifth dimension, there was a village full of color.
It was a very organized village, nothing was missing, full of color and joy, that was where Jeremiah lived. Jeremiah was a teenager. Jeremiah was a decent boy from decent people, a very sain boy.
Jeremiah lived in his house with his grandmother Albertine and his grandfather Bernardine, so in peace, happy in the magical kingdom.
Jeremiah woke up at dawn. The trees were swapped by the wind, the rain was falling and Jeremiah was eating the soup made by his grandmother Albertine. By the fireplace, Jeremiah ate all the soup and played a song. After, he lifted his book in his hand and began to read:
Once upon a time, there was a golden kingdom that by all Gods was praised. That was the kingdom of Zamorra which was ruled by a very boring king. He was fat and corpulent boring and sleepy from being so fat, so smudged, and so greasy.
In this kingdom everyone was strange but happy and of all sizes.
However, the inhabitants of the kingdom were worried...the fat king didn't like soap.
The pig king didn't want to wash with soap and people could no longer with the smell. It was imperative to wash all the king. How to convince a fat idiot to move? Get in the bathtub that's the question!
The fat smelly king was so sloppy he couldn't fit in any bathtub so he never washed he never got up and just ate. He was so fat that he didn't fit in the bathtub. He was so corpulent that he couldn't fit in the door.
The big badass king big hollow knuckleheads had a son, who felt in big trouble. It smelled bad all over the palace. The prince thought...why not take a bath? Wash the swine and disinfect the palace that smelled worse than a septic tank.
Jordan, son of the greasy, fat, burly king, thought of the strategy.
It's better to ask Porcine the fairy that with her yellow flowers disinfect the palace and things would be more beautiful. Thinks the prince, excited, outraged by such a route, decided to cross the border of the enchanted world where everything smelled good.
Porcine was waiting for Jordan. Looking at Jordan said:
" We are going to help you to clean the pig style and change your kingdom,"
Porcine ordered the cleaning, so everyone was mobilized
to end with the bad smell.
Porcine paralyzed the king, the fairy gathered soap, and then grunted the pig: "Soap no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Washing the king Porcine said: "It's legal, you pig, at least wash, you crap."
So after being paralyzed the king was all washed, the palace disinfected, and everything was fragrant, smelled like roses and the king smelled good. Everyone was happy and relieved. Jordan was happy about the change. After taking a shower and starting life over with good smells full of hope and love, the healthy and full life that debuts over all of us.
Long live the king, they finally washed him. Jordan gave the solution to finish off the pig king.
Jeremiah had finished the book.
-Oh grandma Albertine this story fascinates me. I'll never be a pig like the badass king. It is funny the story stayed in my memory. now I'm going to start washing and scrubbing myself, I will be like Jordan the son of the pig king!- Said Jeremiah.
Rested Jeremiah lies down on the sofa and starts to fall asleep after eating again.
There is no moral but there is a story, and let it stay in your memory and help you to continue without undressing from the things of life, or not to wash for having a king in the belly.
In a blessed dream, Jeremiah sleeps in his bed. Albertine appears. She covered his grandson with the wool blanket, and Jeremiah slept until the next day.
