The Random Story That Makes No Sense
The random story that makes no sense starts off with an ice cream truck, a chef, and a piece of Pluto. The guys that owned the ice cream truck stole the piece of Pluto from the pastry chef who obtained it from the flying elephant. The flying elephant got it from a sumo wrestler who obtained it in the sumo championship on Saturn.
They went to Saturn because Jupiter was full of mutant beavcoons. The beavcoons were from Mars where the bubbly bubbles, an ancient gang that was buried in Camelot lived.
The bubbly bubbles came back after the clowns resurrected him in an ancient burial spell of magicalness.
Then the corndog from Venus lead an attack of canoes onto the Russians who responded by taking away McDonalds from China. Since China didn’t have anymore McDonalds they decided to buy a Pizza hut.
The Pizza hut was then stolen by a talking elephant from India.
The elephant was The Guru’s and he lived at the Ashram in Los Angeles.
The elephant had a pig friend who taught math.
The pig exploded one day and left the whole world wondering.
Since the pig exploded the King pig blamed the giants.
Since the giants hated being blamed they lead an attack on the King and since they were of course much bigger they were victorious.
After the giants took control of Greenland they started fighting the Vikings from Iceland.
The opponents were equally matched so they ended up destroying each other and they became extinct.
Then the gorillas stole Honda Trail 70’s from Tony Soprano the lead gangster from Italy.
Tony Soprano actually got the Hondas’ from India anyhow back to the gorillas.
The gorillas started causing a ruckus in The Big Apple, actually a big apple, where they ran over Billy Joe and Eileen.
Since the football players were chasing them the gorillas hopped into the giant peach with James who was escaping his evil parents.
The story ends there I’m sorry to say but oh well hey, hey, hey.