The Great Green Gopher



Once there was a gopher . The gopher wanted to be a different color than mucky brown. Then one day...


...There was a guy who was painting a house. It looked like hard work. So the mucky brown gopher thought, Hey, I could tip the paint on myself. I'd be a really cool color and the guy wouldn't have to paint anymore. We'd BOTH be happy! And then...


...He JUMPED in the paint just like he wanted to! The man was not happy. He had to buy new paint and his sweaty boss yelled at him. The gopher was not happy either. Since he was covered in green, his family thought he was an evil monster.

The end.