Hello everyone! My name is Avi and this is my firsthand account of my adventure to avoid becoming what most of you may think of as the creamiest and most deliciously mashed party dip around, Guacamole . Now don’t get me wrong, I too enjoy dipping a large corn chip or pretzel into dip, but there are many other snacks that can be had that don’t involve me. Whatever happened to carrots and ranch dressing, or pretzels in onion dip, or even my Mexican counterpart, chips and salsa (sorry tomatoes). I will now take you all on my brief, but eventful quest to escape the masher and form a protest  I have always dreamed of.