My first quest was to escape the kitchen counter in a way where I would avoid being splattered out of my shell into a pile of green mush. Standing proudly at 3 inches tall, this five foot drop felt equivalent  to a jump from the Empire State Building. EEeeek! I stealthily  searched around for something that would break my fall, or help me glide to a safe landing. Ah Hah! The banana peel Little Johnny left on the counter will serve as the perfect parachute, once everyone goes to bed.


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Empire State Building & New York Skyline!
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